⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 09 / 2000 ⚠ PARDON OUR DUST
Active RosterFORM LTO-2 / MED

Seven Operators. Two Founders. Twenty‑Six Years.

Personnel files are current as of last physical. Bloodwork is self‑reported and, in at least two cases, invented. Seven operators who argue continuously and concede nothing. The territory is long settled, so the fighting is all opinion — where nothing is at stake and nobody has to lose.

AU
Caveman
AUDIE · EST. 2000 Founder
Active — Pending Ibuprofen
HandleAudie
Enlisted2000 (founding)
Yrs Service26
T‑Level241 ng/dL ▼
RoleFounder
PrimaryBlunt force
Secondary400 DPI, since 2000
Injuries4 ACTIVE
  • Rotator cuff tear — shoulder
  • Adductor longus tear — groin
  • Acetabular labral tear — hip
  • Plantar fasciitis — bilateral
Last Conf. KillMAR 2011
Peak Window1400 and 2100

Wide‑ranging curiosity. Low ego about knowledge. Does not compete for attention.

Personnel file photograph of operator Rainman
Rainman
REIGN19K · EST. 2000 Founder
Deployed — Definitely
HandleReign19k
Enlisted2000 (founding)
Yrs Service26
T‑Level302 ng/dL ▶
RoleFounder / Kmart
PrimaryDefinitely Kmart
SecondaryExcellent driver
InjuriesNot discussed
Last Conf. KillDEFINITELY KMART
Peak Window1900–2100

Experience behind the opinions, never advertised. Explains readily, claims certainty rarely. Loud without posturing.

SE
Low T Z
SERAPHIS · THE NAMESAKE
Limited Duty
HandleSeraphis
Enlisted2005
Yrs Service21
T‑Level168 ng/dL ▼▼▼
RoleSupport / Namesake
PrimaryVertical mouse
SecondaryCreatine, unashamed
InjuriesGroin, recurring
Last Conf. KillFEB 2019
Peak Window1800–2100

Talks the most, at the greatest length, and engages with everything. Knows a serious amount about a scattered range of things and specialises in none of them. Sets what the room is about.

Personnel file photograph of operator Xiolec
Xiolec
NO NICKNAME ON FILE
Deployed
HandleXiolec
Enlisted2005
Yrs Service21
T‑Level402 ng/dL ▲
RoleAssault / Actually good
PrimarySomething with a fan
SecondaryReflexes, unexplained
InjuriesPending
Last Conf. KillTUESDAY
Peak Window1400 and 2100

Turns up, sorts it out, goes quiet. Diagnoses rather than argues. Competence with nothing to prove.

KE
Kanja
KEK · COMMS
Limited Duty — Twins
HandleKek
Enlisted2005
Yrs Service21
T‑Level223 ng/dL ▼
RoleComms / Desig. Laugher
PrimaryOpen mic
SecondaryThe laugh
InjuriesRibs, self‑inflicted
Last Conf. KillNOV 2008
Peak Window1900

Least invested, and therefore least defensive. The only one who can lose an argument without minding.

DO
Dominoob
DOMINO · DEMOLITIONS
Out of Order
HandleDomino
Enlisted2005
Yrs Service21
T‑Level263 ng/dL ▼
RoleExplosives / Friendly fire
PrimaryWhatever's plugged in
SecondaryThe NAS
InjuriesGolf elbow (no golf)
Last Conf. KillTEAM KILL, JUN 2026
Peak Window2000–2200

The mildest man in the room. Says less, swears less, gives things the benefit of the doubt. Not fighting for position.

MX
Mannix
MANNIX · LOGISTICS
Deployed — On Time
HandleMannix
Enlisted2005
Yrs Service21
T‑Level288 ng/dL ▶
RoleLogistics / Follow‑Through
PrimaryShowing up
SecondaryA calendar, used
InjuriesDeclines to list any
Last Conf. KillWHEN HE SAID
Peak Window1800–1900

Steady and precise. Reports rather than theorises. Corrects himself constantly. Does not need to win.

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